We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite post
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.Thanks society. On-point post.
wow
At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!
(Source: heypsiusmile)
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
ITS BACK!
(Source: get-on-the-carousel)
i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
- me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
- me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
college is for people who plan on living past 30
